Valentine...

Dear Valentine,

Wait wtf does it mean to be someone's Valentine? You should Google that.

Dear Valentine,

Really tho where you? We too old (at least I am) for hide n seek!

Dear Valentine,

I went to my 1st NBA game this weekend!!! (Pause) without you! See you play too much! 

Dear Valentine,

Don't buy me chocolates...it's a waste of your money unless your buying the week before Aunt Flow! Then you about to get about 15 xtra cool points!

P.S. Baby Ruth or Whatchamacallit 

Dear Valentine,

I've written you love letters so many times, with no send to: addr or name.

Check my "Notes" in my phone 

Dear Valentine,

I promise to still write you because honestly..writing really frees me...

You'll learn a lot about me thru my lines..don't read in between them. 

Dear Valentine, 

You should see what I bought for you and me shit! It's comin off either way so we'll both benefit from it.

Dear Valentine,

Hey baby 😏 whatcha name is? 

Unexpected...

I read "our horoscope" tonight..

It said that we may "NEVER" know the outcome but know that the feelings they were always mutual...

It just wasn't "our" time...

Even in present situations there may be "love" however it will NEVER trump

The natural 

"passion and devotion"

That we felt when we look at eachother

The craving...

The look...

The smell

The taste...

The feel...

Of it all..

It could "NEVER" replace the natural connection...that we never knew even existed.

It's that "unexpected find" from 

"New Uses" that has me on a "high" and ready to show you off...

Scratch n Dent

Love me like my dad loves the scratch n dent section at Sams.

See...that look only tells me that you never shopped in this section before..

Take note...

Scratch n dent means... Imperfections...HOWEVER the function has NOT been comprised!

Ignore every foul label that has "tried" reduce my value...

NEVER look at me and see how he literally put that "dent" in my forehead..or took me home and tried me out for those 80 days only to return me right before that 90 day return policy ran out..

NEVER treat me like I'm damaged goods...

Take note...

And know this... Just like the last one who couldn't get a "true price" off my sticker...it's about how you handle anything that's  imprefect..

That you will recognize my true value.